{"id":721,"date":"2012-05-22T13:46:04","date_gmt":"2012-05-22T18:46:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flymf.com\/chicagoseidlers\/?p=721"},"modified":"2012-05-22T13:46:04","modified_gmt":"2012-05-22T18:46:04","slug":"a-corrective-to-the-cuteness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoseidlers.com\/?p=721","title":{"rendered":"A Corrective to the Cuteness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since most of what we post on here is &#8220;aww, that&#8217;s so cute&#8221; material, it seems good to offer the occasional balance. Take yesterday, where Mathias joined us for a nice dinner with friends at a local restaurant. It was a chatty evening, we were enjoying drinks as we ordered&#8230;and he proceeded to vomit like Linda Blair onto the floor, the table, and his stunned mother.<\/p>\n<p>Lori handled it with grace, rushing him out of the restaurant. (Later, reviewing our response, we agreed we probably moved &#8220;probably one puke too late.&#8221;). They both headed home for a change of clothes, I cleaned things up, and we rallied later for some sandwiches and french fries.<\/p>\n<p>He was fine after that&#8211;who knows what prompted it? But many thanks to our friends and the poor restaurant staff, all of whom took this little dude-splosion in stride.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since most of what we post on here is &#8220;aww, that&#8217;s so cute&#8221; material, it seems good to offer the occasional balance. Take yesterday, where Mathias joined us for a nice dinner with friends at a local restaurant. It was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chicagoseidlers.com\/?p=721\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoseidlers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoseidlers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoseidlers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoseidlers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoseidlers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=721"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoseidlers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":724,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoseidlers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions\/724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoseidlers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoseidlers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoseidlers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}